Adventures in Vritania. Linguistic -style fairy tale. Danilova I.B.

There is no more mysterious language than English. It is heard not as it is written, it is written not as it reads. And in general it is not translated. At least logically. How to learn this? From the beginning of the second grade, this is tormented by the good dreamer Roma, and with him his grandmother Galya, Cat Cassius, teacher Marina Ivanovna and the entire second “B”. But if the program of the second grade included the linguistics and philosophy of the language, then no one would suffer, but taught any foreign language with interest.

Is there logic in the language? Where did the ubiquitous villain be foggy Albin? Who sent the Volkov to the wells to talk with the mokritsy? Why does the inhabitants of Britain have winged bread and red cats? All this Roma and his Vritan friend will be solved and bewitched in order to save his grandmother, cassia and classmates from the invasion of the ancient Romans. And at the same time, understand why it is impossible to bake tokens on the metro in pudding, and in Christmas cookies - tickets for an airplane. And to find out what a terrible secret all English teachers with the name Marina Ivanovna keep, but they will never tell about her.

This fairy tale was written by a teacher of English, who recently returned from Britain, and then managed to exhibit five for work on work on errors before the New Year. Just lucky.

The book is addressed to children from 6 years old.