Crypine book. Horror stories of our yard. Pershin M.L.

"Krypovy book. Scarecrow of our yard ”is a collection of deeply realistic stories, which is of unconditional interest for a wide range of readers. Nevertheless, we must warn that acquaintance with this book may be destructive for citizens who regularly use air conditioners (according to the latest statistical data, about 23.4 % of the audience), and for those who shuffle their feet (about 18.3 %). Also, the book is strictly contraindicated in gnawing nails (22.7 %) and owners of cats and cats (37.2 %). It is hardly worth reading this book to those who are used to break the light bulbs (14.5 %) and who regularly spoil mobile communications (41.0 %), and also consider themselves absolutely normal people (84.1 %). Thus, the total share of the reader audience, which should avoid this wonderful book, is 241.2 %, or, taking into account the partial coincidence of the above categories, 100.0 %. All the rest we urgently and sincerely recommend this exciting work of Mikhail Pershin.

pleasant reading!