Eternity with reservations. Sitkin A.O.

Bureau of gender equality, - a woman dried out predatoryly through the glasses, introduced by diets and merciless training, - we have a signal about the impending offense... Your Chip for health, as well as the Wife Chiszh, conveyed readiness for unplanned sex. (“One hundred percent of happiness”)

- Dear Chris, ”the doctor solemnly announced,“ today your body has ceased to exist, and we activated the last picture of your consciousness.

from now on you will no longer be interested in the materialistic difficulties of the mortal world. You are in a sense in paradise. And I'm here in order to help you get used to it. ("Eternity with reservations")