Guard! Guard!. Pratchett T.

"Twelve in the morning and everything is calm!" -This is the motto of the night guard of the Ant-Morporka, the most glorious city throughout the flat world. And if “not all” is calm, then you just walk along the streets.

In general, in order to become a real night guard, you need to make a lot of effort. Firstly, you should not learn to run too fast-otherwise, suddenly you will catch up? Secondly, it is necessary to comprehend the basic principle of survival in cruel contractions-simply do not participate in those. Thirdly, do not shout too loudly that “everything is calm”-they can hear you.

The book that you hold in your hands is truly unique. It will help you not only comprehend the basic principles of survival in this cruel, harsh world, but also make a worthy career. Even a simple night guard...