Hold on the brand! Pratchett T.

Once, a angel appeared to the fraudster Moyst von Lipvig and offered him an amazing choice: either death or work on the post office of the glorious city of Ank-Morpork.

Little things like the one that the four previous postmaster died with a terrible death, the angel did not mention.

Now the main task of Moysta is to revive the post office. And at the same time it would be nice to survive.

But the post office, of course, is more important.