Infantry ballad. Pratchett T.

REMOVER, SONS BORGRAVIA, to defend the Motherland! Evil and treacherous enemies are again near our borders! There is no doubt about their malice, and the fact that we are constantly fighting - their fault! After all, we are a peace -loving and honest people, is it not so? The turn of the daughters came to put on uniforms and take up the saber. And if the girls are not allowed into the army by law, then you have to get into it with deceit...