Jolly Roger. Eternal O.

When a person chokes over and over again, goes under water, but stubbornly pops up into any storm and after any battles, he is assigned the status: unsinkable. Having survived storms and enemy attacks, he gains experience. He is careful. Avoids reefs, shores, fearing to break. But it happens that he finds a target for which he rushes at full speed without thinking, without planning. Kretin.

My name is Viktor Belov, and I am an unsinkable nerd. This story is about me.