Never argue with idiots!, Twain M.

This is a book that Mark Twain was written, but remained unrelated. From the endless variety of his texts, we selected those thoughts, paragraphs, periods, jokes, entertaining stories - there were fables that Mark Twain not in the new, but in his true hypostasis: a moral philosopher, a sad joker “with the fall in the heart”. This meeting is not so much sharp as sentences - insightful and ruthless, but "with the right to pardon." Their Mark Twain takes the human race, to which he had a bitter pleasure to belong.

and at the same time the great wit Mark Twain was not a skeptic, although he saw people through and through. The skeptic does not believe in the future - Mark Twain worked for him. In full accordance with the aphorism “The future has already come; It’s just that it is still unevenly distributed ”, under which he himself would sign up, Twain used all the new products of progress. One of the first to drop the pen and sat down at the typewriter. As a result, no publisher could reduce his text, referring to the fact that the author’s handwriting is illegible. In his free time, he loved to write refutations about his death in newspapers, something like "rumors about my death are greatly exaggerated." In the end, he took out all the editors, and they began to add to this message: "Unfortunately." To which fans of the author around the world and today would be happy to answer: "Fortunately!" Moreover, Twain himself wrote: “I am approaching the threshold of old age; In 1977, one hundred and forty -two will hit me. Enough to flutter in the white light. ” And even if until 1977, Twain did not reach a little-but he is alive and in 2020! How are you, Mr. Twain?