On the escalator in the subway. Shevtsova A.

Everything is here! Frank confessions of loneliness and microscopic breasts. Lost opportunities and failed first steps. Unsuccessful practices in femininity and beer. Minor dates and happy coincidences. A little harassment and many shame. A shaved ass and multinational. A sense of emptiness, music and conventional advice from experts on the improvement of personal life.

but actually, there is a lot of sex, which, honestly, I have not yet had. As well as my immaculately conceived charming daughter and screenwriter of my life - permanently bad and drunk, but very talented Semyon Gennadievich.

and bonuses, in addition to the tears of escalators of the metro: training for a calm lonely life and instructions for communicating with lonely.