Patriot. Pratchett T.

Dear fellow citizens and all those who accidentally wandered into the ANK-MORPORK! Of course, all of you have already heard that the native Ant-Morpord land, a glorious island named Leshp, rose from the sea. However, the well -known grandchildren of Shakal, who live on the other side of the sea, brazenly sprinkle that these are their original land, although the documents signed and certified by our respectable historians, whom we, the Anti -Porrosk residents, always trusted - so these documents unequivocally confirm: Leshp - our! We will not give a homeland in offense! Whether we are patriots or not?! In order to save space, we do not give an appeal that spread between the residents of the clutch. Those who wish to find out its content should be replaced by the “ANK-MORPORK” with “clutch”.