Sexy life of Siamese twins. Welsh I.

Welsh is a key figure of modern British prose, a master of natural writing and a nonsense of all kinds of conventions, “an undeniable leader in a new wave of modern British literature”, which “invariably proves that literature is the best drug” (Spin).

One night, Lucy Brennan, a fitness coach, committed a noble act: risking her life, stopped a dangerous psycho who, waving a pistol, pursued two defenseless tramps. But not a single good deed remains unpunished, and now the media who ascended Lucy to the pedestal are ready to change the recent heroes and villains roles. And the only witness to what happened, suffering from obesity and clinical depression, decides to sign up for Lucy in a fitness club in order to be closer to his heroine...