You can’t fall in love with execution. Filebert L.

What could be in common between a mercenary and an inquisitor? One unsuccessful shot, two random kisses, three attempts to escape and four stolen artifacts. This impudent with blackmail demands that I help him save the secret island of dragons from imminent death. Yes, only he did not take into account one thing: I am total unlucky. A walking misunderstanding, as I attract problems with a magnet.

to lose what I myself stole? This is to me!

to run away from the guard and fall into the prison camera? Yes, it’s easy!

to marry an inquisitor to avoid the death penalty? Yes, query... stop. What?!