If I were a vampire. Kosh A.

How many accidents can we throw our life? A lot of! And what is the likelihood that a thought that slipped somewhere in the corners of consciousness can combine the invisible thread of two creatures: a vampire and a person-so similar externally and so different inside? What will happen if they change places? And here they did not guess. The vampire, for example, will go to the library or will watch the TV from morning to night and learn to “boil around the hairdryer”, and what will get a person who has become in place of the hated vampire in a completely unfamiliar world... although how do I know? Now, if I were a vampire...