The diary of the stunned mother. Tsimerman D.

Sophie, the 34 -year -old mother of the three children, the wife, the mistress of the dog and fish, decided to become an ideal mother and record her achievements in a personal diary. Did she get her conceived? Read this funny diary and you will learn everything! Education of children is like a battle with a zombie. You need to be on the alert all the time, otherwise they will eat you alive. Today I announced to my children that their mommy was going to change. I sat on the floor to be on a par with them, as psychologists advise, and said: “Children, dad and mom really want to become perfect parents. In one year. " 365 days in the skin of an ideal mother.... Well, or almost perfect. Will I be able to? So, follow me. You will see how the eager mother will become perfect over the year. Or not. Turn this page and quickly start reading my diary. The more madness, the funniest... Sophie, worthless, stunned mother.